Let's start from the most annoying part. Why do we use hazard light, huh ? Why some smart engineer designed this fucking big red triangle ? I was taught we should use it ONLY in some emergency like car crash, dangerous situation on highway and so on. But Portuguese people found other use of it, like :
- when you're going to shop to buy a fucking cake
- when you're gossiping with a friend on the main street
- when you're out of parking space
- when you're too dumb to park anywhere else
- when you're drop off someone on the main street
And they really don't give a shit of your horn. They have to chitchat a little and you have to wait because don't you see ?! He put hazard lights ON !
They don't know how to drive trough traffic circle. I can write a book about their disability in driving a car. They don't know how to use turn-signal. Let's say they are changing lane on highway from right to left. They put fucking left turn-signal and... don't turn it off !!!! This is fucking upsetting. They can drive with it till the next turn or when they overtake someone.
When I was young I thought that cars form "west" are the best, like Germany(true), France(true). When I came here and saw how cars are scratched, bent, knocked I immediately changed my mind. They don't know how to park. They don't know how to use a clutch and they don't care about cars. All of them are dirty, rusted. If someone will ask me "what the fuck do you know" I will answer "yes, I know" because I was living in other countries and with full responsibility I can say that :
PORTUGUESE ARE THE WORST DRIVERS EVER !
